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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I got some fence like that here on my place. Might have to give it a try...NOT!!! :roll:
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The only way I'm going to get a set of six pack abs anytime in the future.
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I bet on those two in a bar fight over all the pretty boys and their abs from any city you can name in a heartbeat. Gym muscle just ain't a match for muscle made doing hard work all day long.

And I've seen Dojo primadonnas that don't have the heart for a real fight. It just isn't fair when the folks they are fighting don't use the same or some similar "style". Or get intimidated by a fancy stance and funky moves.
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The only 6 pack abs I have are the ones where I set a 6 pack of Coca Cola on my stomach.
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I've gotta try that myself hahahahahahahahah :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: Thats funny!
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jeepnik wrote:I bet on those two in a bar fight over all the pretty boys and their abs from any city you can name in a heartbeat. Gym muscle just ain't a match for muscle made doing hard work all day long.

And I've seen Dojo primadonnas that don't have the heart for a real fight. It just isn't fair when the folks they are fighting don't use the same or some similar "style". Or get intimidated by a fancy stance and funky moves.
No kidding.

Knock out an "MMA Hero" with a simple nerve strike and they yell "FOUL!"

My question: How the heck can it be "MIXED Martial Arts" when an entire school of defensive fighting is "outlawed"?
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Old Ironsights wrote:
jeepnik wrote:I bet on those two in a bar fight over all the pretty boys and their abs from any city you can name in a heartbeat. Gym muscle just ain't a match for muscle made doing hard work all day long.

And I've seen Dojo primadonnas that don't have the heart for a real fight. It just isn't fair when the folks they are fighting don't use the same or some similar "style". Or get intimidated by a fancy stance and funky moves.
No kidding.

Knock out an "MMA Hero" with a simple nerve strike and they yell "FOUL!"

My question: How the heck can it be "MIXED Martial Arts" when an entire school of defensive fighting is "outlawed"?
It wouldn't be reality TV if it were real.
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jeepnik wrote:
Old Ironsights wrote:
jeepnik wrote:I bet on those two in a bar fight over all the pretty boys and their abs from any city you can name in a heartbeat. Gym muscle just ain't a match for muscle made doing hard work all day long.

And I've seen Dojo primadonnas that don't have the heart for a real fight. It just isn't fair when the folks they are fighting don't use the same or some similar "style". Or get intimidated by a fancy stance and funky moves.
No kidding.

Knock out an "MMA Hero" with a simple nerve strike and they yell "FOUL!"

My question: How the heck can it be "MIXED Martial Arts" when an entire school of defensive fighting is "outlawed"?
It wouldn't be reality TV if it were real.
I'm talking about the local matches put on by the MMA "Gyms"...
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Like this one myself.
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