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Rusty
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Post by Rusty »

Burglary Chicago style



When Chicago resident Nathan Radlich's house was burgled recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was 'a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder.'
(That's at least is the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Chicago police said, 'It looked similar to high grade cocaine. They probably thought they'd hit the big time.'

Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch-taped to the box was this note which said: 'Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.'
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:D :D
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Post by FWiedner »

I hate it when that happens...

:lol:
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Post by Jaguarundi »

:lol: :lol: :lol: gotta luv it!
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One less scumbag is a good thing always!!! :D
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Post by El Chivo »

I don't buy it.

Cremated remains are not dust, but pieces of bones about the size of pretzel nubs.

Of course, this guy could have ground the bones into powder, but, why?
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Post by 2ndovc »

True or not. That's the best story I've heard in a while!!
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Post by longarm4146 »

who says there is no justice? :D
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Post by Noah Zark »

Snopes says "partly true."

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp

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