A Poem
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A Poem
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Suzie Lee done fell in love,
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it.
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, Suzie gal,'
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yer Mom don't know,
But Joe is yer half brother.
So Suzie put aside her Joe,
And planned to marry Will.
But, after telling Pappy this,
He said there's trouble still.
You can't marry Will, my gal,'
And please don't tell yer Mother.
Will and Joe and several more
I know is yer half brother.
But Mama knew and said, My child
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe;
You ain't no kin to Pappy.
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Suzie Lee done fell in love,
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it.
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, Suzie gal,'
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yer Mom don't know,
But Joe is yer half brother.
So Suzie put aside her Joe,
And planned to marry Will.
But, after telling Pappy this,
He said there's trouble still.
You can't marry Will, my gal,'
And please don't tell yer Mother.
Will and Joe and several more
I know is yer half brother.
But Mama knew and said, My child
Just do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe;
You ain't no kin to Pappy.
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Re: A Poem
I was worried this was gonna be the dysfunctional family joke i heard before. Glad it was a cleaner version of it...! Todd
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Re: A Poem
Sounds like it could have been written for my neck o' the woods.
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round.
Re: A Poem
It's tough solving crimes when everyone's DNA matches....
The Rotten Fruit Always Hits The Ground First
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Re: A Poem
Because I Can, and Have
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Re: A Poem
There once was a girl from Dundas
She had the most beautiful AZZ
Not round soft and pink as you'd probably think
But was grey had long ears and ate grass
She had the most beautiful AZZ
Not round soft and pink as you'd probably think
But was grey had long ears and ate grass
BROWN LABS MATTER !!
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Re: A Poem
Sixgun wrote: ↑Fri Dec 07, 2018 11:37 pm This one is for my pal, Old Win.---6
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HlO12WkrpNA
Happens to me EVERY time!
"Oh bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round.
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