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HUMOR from the PDA...
Wyoming Cowboy Goes off to College
A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!'
'That's amazing,' his Dad says. 'How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?'
'Just send him down here with $1,000' the young cowboy says. 'I'll get him in the course.'
So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father asks.
'Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm,' he says, 'but you just won't believe this. They've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!'
'Read!' says his father, 'No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue in that program?'
'Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class.'
The money promptly arrives.
But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read.
So he shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
'Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!'
'Dad, 'the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked , 'So, is your daddy still messing' around with that little redhead who lives in town?'
The father exclaimed, 'I hope you shot that S-O-B before he talks to your Mother!'
'I sure did, Dad!'
'That's my boy!'
The kid went on to be a successful attorney.
A young cowboy from Wyoming goes off to college, but half way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered all his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here in Laramie that will teach our dog, Ol' Blue how to talk!'
'That's amazing,' his Dad says. 'How do I get Ol' Blue in that program?'
'Just send him down here with $1,000' the young cowboy says. 'I'll get him in the course.'
So, his father sends the dog and $1,000.
About two-thirds through the semester, the money again runs out. The boy calls home.
'So how's Ol' Blue doing, son?' his father asks.
'Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm,' he says, 'but you just won't believe this. They've had such good results they have started to teach the animals how to read!'
'Read!' says his father, 'No kidding! How do we get Ol' Blue in that program?'
'Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class.'
The money promptly arrives.
But our hero has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out the dog can neither talk, nor read.
So he shoots the dog.
When he arrives home at the end of the year, his father is all excited.
'Where's Ol' Blue? I just can't wait to see him read something and talk!'
'Dad, 'the boy says, 'I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Ol' Blue was in the living room, kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked , 'So, is your daddy still messing' around with that little redhead who lives in town?'
The father exclaimed, 'I hope you shot that S-O-B before he talks to your Mother!'
'I sure did, Dad!'
'That's my boy!'
The kid went on to be a successful attorney.
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מנא, מנא, תקל, ופרסין Daniel 5:25-28... Got 7.62?
Not Depressed enough yet? Go read National Geographic, July 1976
Gott und Gewehr mit uns!
Re: HUMOR from the PDA...
D. Brian Casady
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Quid Llatine Dictum Sit, Altum Viditur.
Advanced is being able to do the basics while your leg is on fire---Bill Jeans
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up---Robert Frost
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Re: HUMOR from the PDA...
Did you know that if an attorney falls overboard into the ocean, the sharks will not eat him............. professional courtsey.
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Re: HUMOR from the PDA...
It gets so cold in some parts of Alaska that attorney's have to put their hands in their own pockets.
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Whatever you do always give 100%........... unless you are donating blood.
Re: HUMOR from the PDA...
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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Re: HUMOR from the PDA...
A good start!Idahoser wrote:What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
Really Baby, I swear that it just followed me home.
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Re: HUMOR from the PDA...
The ship's Captain is also compeled to retrive the said lawyer under threat of fine.mescalero1 wrote:Did you know that if an attorney falls overboard into the ocean, the sharks will not eat him............. professional courtsey.
The EPA has regs against dumping raw waste in the ocean.
Really Baby, I swear that it just followed me home.
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