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OT - Bumper Sticker ideas

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Bumper Sticker ideas - not mine, though I like most of them!!! :D



IF YOU CAN'T FEED 'EM
DON'T BREED 'EM!

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Constipated People Don't Give A stuff.

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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

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I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.

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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Illiterate? Write For Help.

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Honk If Anything Falls Off.

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

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He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost,
But is Miles From The Next Exit.

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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits
With An Unarmed Person.

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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

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Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph
Also Are Timed For 70 mph

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Guys: No Shirt, No Service
Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does
My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

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Ax Me About Ebonics.

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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

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Boldly Going Nowhere.

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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

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Heart Attacks: God's Revenge
For Eating His Animal Friends

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Honk If You've Never Seen
An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He is Lost?

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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.

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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

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AND Finally



"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN,
AND FOR THE SAME REASON"
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Post by mklwhite »

:D Loved the UZI one.

Saw one that said:

My delinquent knocked up your honor student.
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We had some printed up after Tiananmen Square that had the shortest letter-to-the-editor I've ever had printed in the Indianapolis paper:

In China, only the Police and Military
are allowed to own Assault Weapons.
Doctors for Sensible Gun Laws
"first do no harm" - gun control LAWS lead to far more deaths than 'easy access' ever could.

Want REAL change? . . . . . "Boortz/Nugent in 2012 . . . ! "
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Post by Grizz »

The Government is the Overclass

It's insane to vote for Hussein

Clinton for Veep
a real 2-fer

Stop class warfare
fire the politicians

If you can read this
I'm hitting the brakes
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Vote "NO" for President


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If only Hillary had married O.J. :P
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"If you see my camper rock'in, don't come a-knock'in."

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"If little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, how come they smell like anchovies?!?"
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Post by JohnnyReb »

Bumper sticker in Atlanta: "I want my mommy" Hillary for President

"My Marine Son can pick off your Honor Student at a 1000 yards"

"My Marine Son is why yours CAN be an Honor Student"
Redneck suicide note: Here, hold my beer and watch this!!
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Post by Shasta »

This is my bumper sticker:

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Back bumper of the water well drillers service rig: "Casey Jones Well Service--Need Drillin'? , I'm willin"
To hell with them fellas, buzzards gotta eat same as the worms.
Outlaw Josey Wales

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Post by jbm1968 »

Shasta has the best one! Are they available it would look good on my Jeep!
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Post by stormspotter »

VOTE for Hellary, Hill no
Republic. I like the sound of the word. It means people can live free, go or come, buy or sell, be drunk or sober, however they choose. Some words give you a feeling. Republic is one of those words that makes me tight in the throat . . . . Some words can give you a feeling that makes your heart warm. Republic is one of those words.
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Post by 2ndovc »

My all time favorite:

Have you flogged your crew today? ( actually had someone pull up beside me and ask what it meant!)

Followed by:

Play the accordian.. go to jail!


8)
jasonB " Another Dirty Yankee"


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The difference between Congress and the Boy Scouts is that the latter have adult leadership..................
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