Humor - last carpenter job

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:41 pm

Well, this turned out to be his last bit of woodworking...

TedH · Post by **TedH** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:26 am

Jeff Quinn · Post by **Jeff Quinn** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 12:39 am

Growing up in Tennessee and for a short time in Kentucky, we had outhouses, but never a two-seater. I like a bit more solitude for such endeavors myself. We did have one with a glass door and no roof, but it was back in the woods enough to afford a bit of privacy. When Daddy built it, the glass door was available, so that is what he used. We thought it was pretty high class, as there were times when we had no outhouse, and just headed for the woods.

spurgon · Post by **spurgon** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:08 am

Funny stuff there.

brucew44guns · Post by **brucew44guns** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:20 am

I guess they had fat A---d women even way back there.

crs · Post by **crs** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 8:21 am

Thanks for the morning chuckle!

FWiedner · Post by **FWiedner** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 10:39 am

Seems like a two seater would show it's utility depending on whether you're right or left handed. Elbow room, ya know.

As to the size issue, there are some scary big ones out there.

I wonder if there's an OSHA regulation dealing with port dimensions, and does it change depending on the docking apendage size and weight?

J Miller · Post by **J Miller** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:46 pm

Now that is funny!

I spent a weekend up the mountains of AZ one winter. The cabin came complete with a 2 holer out house. I thought it was kind of silly myself. Since I always went alone and every body else did too.
Unlike the one in the cartoon, both holes in this one were the same size.

Joe

jnyork · Post by **jnyork** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:08 pm

Har, har. (kneeslap) Good one!!

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:14 pm

YesSir, my Grandfolks' house in the country was a one holer. I remember it well. The well, too. And the Moore coal stove in the parlor and the wood cook stove with the hot water chamber in it. Dang, I'm old.

PPpastordon · Post by **PPpastordon** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:30 pm

Well, I have seen more than a few "2 holers" in my day and they always had the same size hole on each side. I have always wondered why it had 2 holes because I know nobody ever ventured to join me sitting on the other side's hole (thank goodness) and I sure never tried to join anyone else.
However, I suppose there was many times a couple of boys (my brother, one of my cousins, etc., and I) found ourselves there for doing what only required standing.

"YesSir, my Grandfolks' house in the country was a one holer. I remember it well. The well, too. And the Moore coal stove in the parlor and the wood cook stove with the hot water chamber in it. Dang, I'm old."

I am quite sure my grandparents' outhouse was a two holer, but they been dead since the early 60's and some memories have faded a bit. However, I remember well when they had only fireplaces and no heating stove. I also remember Momma's "wood cook stove with the hot water chamber in it." Wow BlaineG; guess I'm getting a few years on me, too.
Grace and Peace.

ohwin94_61 · Post by **ohwin94_61** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:39 pm

Sounds like a $hity deal

AJMD429 · Post by **AJMD429** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:34 pm

We used to vacation at an old boy scout camp on Washington Island, WI, and they had some old 4 and 5-holers there! Must have been like when our first grade teacher would herd us all down the restroom for 'p-break' and peek in the door to make sure we weren't having bad aim and any resultant fights, etc.

In light of the bowing OUT thread, I thought I'd post the 'correct' version of this cartoon for THIS website:

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:37 pm

I like the corrected version. Does that mean this post is no longer "OT"?