Humor Got Coyotes?
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Humor Got Coyotes?
There is no arguing with cowboy logic.
The Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution.
What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again and the population would be controlled.
This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.
Finally, an old boy in the in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't f..&#@%$ our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!
The Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predator, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution.
What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males castrated and let loose again and the population would be controlled.
This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's Association by the Sierra Club and the USFS. All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes.
Finally, an old boy in the in the back stood up, tipped his hat back and said, "Son, I don't think you understand the problem. Those coyotes ain't f..&#@%$ our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!
Heh heh...it's already been done. The eunichs in both of those orgs. already lack the necessary accoutrements to be classified as males. Genis scrotus lacktus is their species designation. They wouldn't know where to use the word "dangle" properly in a grammatical sense to save their lives. Since, sense is something they completely lack, like theose "necessary accoutrements" that would classify them as being male.
On the other hand, maybe they can bake a real good mess of cookies.
Or, maybe they can whip up a terrific fruit salad!
LeverBob
On the other hand, maybe they can bake a real good mess of cookies.
Or, maybe they can whip up a terrific fruit salad!
LeverBob
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The USFS used to have a large number of folks raised on farms and such but like the rest of the US most have now been exposed to the outdoors primarily through school and Jack Hanna programs... They don't understand that farmers make a living from what they produce for us to eat.
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Hobie
"We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best that we find in our travels is an honest friend." Robert Louis Stevenson
Hobie
"We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best that we find in our travels is an honest friend." Robert Louis Stevenson
Maybe they could capture live animals, shave them and glue on cotton balls. That way the cyotes will know what it feels like to be a sheep and maybe later on will think twice before trying to harm one.
It's nice to see the dolts who believe in Walt Disney movies trying to make a difference.
They make these ridiculous efforts to be "kinder" and gentler to critters who:
a) Don't talk or act cute with their woodland friends while providing comic relief
b) don't really care if you like them and don't mind doing what they do naturally
and
c) are not really cartoons. -they actually exist and need to kill to survive.
-Morons...
It's nice to see the dolts who believe in Walt Disney movies trying to make a difference.
They make these ridiculous efforts to be "kinder" and gentler to critters who:
a) Don't talk or act cute with their woodland friends while providing comic relief
b) don't really care if you like them and don't mind doing what they do naturally
and
c) are not really cartoons. -they actually exist and need to kill to survive.
-Morons...