A man entered a bar and ordered a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot served him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied "150", and the robot proceeded to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer was very impressed and thought, "This is really cool." He decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink.
Again, the robot served him the perfectly prepared drink and asked him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responded, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot started talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's breasts.
Really impressed, the man left the bar and decided to give the robot one more test. He headed out and returned, the robot served him and asked, "What's your IQ?"
The man replied, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot said...really slowly, "So............... ya gonna vote for Hillary in 2008?"
HUMOR - Bar Room
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don Tomás
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Oh, you're gonna burn for that one! Thanks... 
Tom
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Three-legged dog walks into a saloon and sez, "I'm lookin' for the guy that shot my pa...!"
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'A Man's got to have a code...
I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on.
I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."
-John Bernard Books. Jan. 22, 1901
'A Man's got to have a code...
I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on.
I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."
-John Bernard Books. Jan. 22, 1901
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PPpastordon
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Personally, I think that is the funniest one on Hillary I have read! Great stuff!
Grace and Peace.
Grace and Peace.
Pastordon
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The man who thinks he knows something does not yet know as he ought to know. (1 Cor. 8:2)
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The man who thinks he knows something does not yet know as he ought to know. (1 Cor. 8:2)
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Nate Kiowa Jones
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Kinda goes with the old saying, "If you are 20 years old and not a liberal democrat, you don't have a heart. But if you are 40 years old and you aren't a conservative republican you don't have a brain!!!"
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Steve's Guns aka "Rossi 92 Specialists"
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awp101
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Me neither and according to the 16 year old boy who lives here I still don't...Ysabel Kid wrote:I never had a heart!
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
-Mark Twain
Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13
Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at
-Mark Twain
Proverbs 3:5; Philippians 4:13
Got to have a Jones for this
Jones for that
This running with the Joneses boy
Just ain't where it's at
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