A Senior's Tax Return.......................................

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A Senior's Tax Return.......................................

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Yet another one from the local gun club!!

I LIKE this one!!! :wink:

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A Senior's Tax Return.......................................

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS.

It puzzles me!!! They are questioning "how many" dependents I claimed...

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied with:
* 12 million illegal immigrants
* 3 million crack heads
* 42 million unemployed people on food stamps
* 2 million people in over 243 prisons
* Half of Mexico
* and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate
* Oh, and 1 totally useless President

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer..........

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO in the H*LL DID I MISS???
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Re: A Senior's Tax Return...................................

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Ain't it true!
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So true... :evil:
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Re: A Senior's Tax Return...................................

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That hit the nail on the head
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Re: A Senior's Tax Return...................................

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Old No 7 wrote:
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied with:
* 12 million illegal immigrants
* 3 million crack heads
* 42 million unemployed people on food stamps
* 2 million people in over 243 prisons
* Half of Mexico
* and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate
* Oh, and 1 totally useless President

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer..........

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO in the H*LL DID I MISS???[/i]

ME ! ! . :mrgreen: . :mrgreen:


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Re: A Senior's Tax Return...................................

Post by Chuck 100 yd »

They claim that 1 out of 5 is supporting the rest. I don`t think it is that many.
Oh well we can just print some more money. :x
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Re: A Senior's Tax Return...................................

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Didn't include the First Lady.
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