Gave me a chuckle
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Gave me a chuckle
From my younger brother:
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing very problem they ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, ...............But, I fish on Fridays."
After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing very problem they ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"
"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, ...............But, I fish on Fridays."
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Re: Gave me a chuckle
.....................Hope My Wife doesn't See this. .
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Re: Gave me a chuckle
Well, Doctor knows best.....
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Re: Gave me a chuckle
The funeral will be on Saturday so his friends won't miss the Friday fishing.
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"Go low, go slow and preferably in the dark" The old Sarge (he was maybe 24.
"Freedom is never more that a generation from extinction" Ronald Reagan
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it" Dad
Re: Gave me a chuckle
that's great...I think... :)
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Re: Gave me a chuckle
I've found it's very hard to embrace and kiss a screeching fish wife. I know it's just a story but the husband in this story is a victim of abuse and deserves to have the divorce finalized, not be forced into counseling.
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Re: Gave me a chuckle
If he's very lucky, she'll stop talking to him altogether....he should think twice about screwing up a good deal like thatJ Miller wrote:I've found it's very hard to embrace and kiss a screeching fish wife. I know it's just a story but the husband in this story is a victim of abuse and deserves to have the divorce finalized, not be forced into counseling.
Joe
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Re: Gave me a chuckle
A woman needs to understand a man's perspective:
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Re: Gave me a chuckle
Griff,
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There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
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There is a fine line between hobby & obsession!
AND... I'm over it!!
No I ain't ready, but let's do it anyway!
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Re: Gave me a chuckle
Then there was the hunter who was given the ultimatum, If you don't stop leaving me here all by myself with your hunting trips, I'll leave you! Two years later, he still misses her.
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Re: Gave me a chuckle
The better you treat them, the more they complain.-----6
They just don't understand why their feet are shorter than men's. I try to explain that helps them to get closer to the sink.
They just don't understand why their feet are shorter than men's. I try to explain that helps them to get closer to the sink.
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Re: Gave me a chuckle
"That's right, Billy, I'm good with it. I hit what I shoot at, and I'm fast!"-Lucas McCain, c1882.
Re: Gave me a chuckle
A couple of classics from Harry Enfield
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0jRuASVEQ
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0jRuASVEQ
Re: Gave me a chuckle
KiwiKev wrote:A woman needs to understand a man's perspective:
Uh Huh. Your wife must be different than mine.
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May your rifle always shoot straight, your mag never run dry, you always have one more round than you have adversaries, and your good mate always be there to watch your back.
Because I can!
Never grow a wishbone where a backbone ought to be.
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Re: Gave me a chuckle
I was always told it was because nothing grows good in the shade!Sixgun wrote:
They just don't understand why their feet are shorter than men's. I try to explain that helps them to get closer to the sink.
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