Gave me a chuckle

[Bill in Oregon]

From my younger brother:

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came in for counseling.
When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing very problem they ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched - with a raised eyebrow.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?"

"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, ...............But, I fish on Fridays."

[.45colt]

.....................Hope My Wife doesn't See this. .

[arjunky]

[gamekeeper]

[Blaine]

Well, Doctor knows best.....

[jeepnik]

The funeral will be on Saturday so his friends won't miss the Friday fishing.

[1894c]

that's great...I think... :)

[Ysabel Kid]

[RIHMFIRE]

good one!

[J Miller]

I've found it's very hard to embrace and kiss a screeching fish wife. I know it's just a story but the husband in this story is a victim of abuse and deserves to have the divorce finalized, not be forced into counseling.

Joe

[Blaine]

I've found it's very hard to embrace and kiss a screeching fish wife. I know it's just a story but the husband in this story is a victim of abuse and deserves to have the divorce finalized, not be forced into counseling.

Joe

If he's very lucky, she'll stop talking to him altogether....he should think twice about screwing up a good deal like that

[KiwiKev]

A woman needs to understand a man's perspective:

[Griff]

[carbluesnake]

Then there was the hunter who was given the ultimatum, If you don't stop leaving me here all by myself with your hunting trips, I'll leave you! Two years later, he still misses her.

[Sixgun]

The better you treat them, the more they complain.-----6

They just don't understand why their feet are shorter than men's. I try to explain that helps them to get closer to the sink.

[Hagler]

...:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbXfrZt-6pw

[KiwiKev]

A couple of classics from Harry Enfield

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0jRuASVEQ

[firefuzz]

A woman needs to understand a man's perspective:

Uh Huh. Your wife must be different than mine.

[horsesoldier03]

They just don't understand why their feet are shorter than men's. I try to explain that helps them to get closer to the sink.

I was always told it was because nothing grows good in the shade!