The Invasion....................

Pete44ru · Post by **Pete44ru** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 6:48 pm

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A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas.

The Captain gets on the megaphone and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed ? "

One of the Mexicans stands up and shouts, "Capt. Gringo........ we are invading the United States. We will reclaim what America took from us 175 years ago."

The entire crew on the destroyer is hysterical with laughter.

The Captain finally catches his breath, gets back on the megaphone and asks, "So it’s just the four of you ? "

The Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No senor - we are the last four. The other 21 million are already there."

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plowboy 45 · Post by **plowboy 45** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:08 pm

Blaine · Post by **Blaine** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 7:32 pm

TRVTH. ....

M. M. Wright · Post by **M. M. Wright** » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:04 pm

Yep, it's the truth.

RustyJr · Post by **RustyJr** » Sat Sep 05, 2015 3:09 pm

It was funny up until the last line . . .

RustyJr

Booger Bill · Post by **Booger Bill** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 1:36 pm

The one I like: This guy is shipwrecked and hanging on a board. He prays to God to save him. A freightor comes by and starts to rescue him. He waves them off saying, No thanks, the Lord will save me! Pretty soon a Helicopter shows up. Again, he waves off the ladder and says, no thanks, the lord will save me. Well finally he had to let go of the board and he drowned! He meets St. Pete and St. Pete says, What are you doing here? We sent a ship and a helicopter to rescue you!

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sun Sep 06, 2015 8:17 pm

RustyJr wrote:It was funny up until the last line . . .

RustyJr

+1

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