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An old Italian gentleman, who lives alone in New Jersey, wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was very hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
When the old man wrote his weekly letter to his son, se described his predicament: "Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa."
A few days later he received a letter in reply, from his son: "Dear Pop, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie."
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies.
They apologized profusely to the old man and then left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son: "Dear Pop, You can go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Vinnie."
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Vinny, Vinny.........
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Re: Vinny, Vinny.........
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An oldie but a goodie...
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Re: Vinny, Vinny.........
Ha! Once again, Italian ingenuity prevails.------ . (No comments Blaine)
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