A lady found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell her that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.
She went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
She said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
She replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
Canine Ear Hair Removal
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Re: Canine Ear Hair Removal
good one !
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Re: Canine Ear Hair Removal
Reminds me of the drunk blonde...
She staggers into a tattoo joint, says I want Elvis tattooed in my thigh. Guy does it, she staggers back to the bar and shows it off. Comes back an hour later and say this doesn't look like Elvis- do it on the other thigh. Guy does it again and back to the bar she goes.
Here she comes back to see the tattoo guy, dragging a homeless guy with her.
Guy says what's wrong now? She drops her pants and says to the homeless guy does either of these look like anyone you know? He replies I don't know the guys on the outside but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson!
She staggers into a tattoo joint, says I want Elvis tattooed in my thigh. Guy does it, she staggers back to the bar and shows it off. Comes back an hour later and say this doesn't look like Elvis- do it on the other thigh. Guy does it again and back to the bar she goes.
Here she comes back to see the tattoo guy, dragging a homeless guy with her.
Guy says what's wrong now? She drops her pants and says to the homeless guy does either of these look like anyone you know? He replies I don't know the guys on the outside but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson!
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Re: Canine Ear Hair Removal
Words fail me but the imagination doesn't.GunnyMack wrote:Reminds me of the drunk blonde...
She staggers into a tattoo joint, says I want Elvis tattooed in my thigh. Guy does it, she staggers back to the bar and shows it off. Comes back an hour later and say this doesn't look like Elvis- do it on the other thigh. Guy does it again and back to the bar she goes.
Here she comes back to see the tattoo guy, dragging a homeless guy with her.
Guy says what's wrong now? She drops her pants and says to the homeless guy does either of these look like anyone you know? He replies I don't know the guys on the outside but the one in the middle looks like Willie Nelson!
And I thought some sailors had imaginative tattoos.
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Re: Canine Ear Hair Removal
Oh man Gunny...Willy Nelson ! I thought you were gonna say the one in the middle looks like a bearded clam.---6