anybody need a free moose?

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » Sun May 18, 2008 12:11 am

This was on Craig's list...

Dead Moose (Anchorage)
Reply to: sale-673017049@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-08, 10:33AM AKDT

I have a dead moose free for the taking.

It died yesterday, apparently of natural causes. I called Fish & Game to come and get it. Apparently, moose are a natural resource and belong to everybody, until they die, then they belong to whoevers property they die on. So, according to Fish & Game, the moose now belongs to me. Sweet!!

So, if you want a free moose, please come and get it before the bears do.

You could use it for dog food, or stuff it and put it your front yard, bear bait, whatever. If you live in the lower 48, this might be your best opportunity to get a free Alaska moose. I dont really care, I just want it out of my yard.

Please reply via email, I dont need all the animal rights folks calling me, its dead, and according to Fish & Game, its got no more rights...

Jaguarundi · Post by **Jaguarundi** » Sun May 18, 2008 12:17 am

Nice

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oldmax · Post by **oldmax** » Sun May 18, 2008 6:49 am

At least it had 'Rights' before it was dead,,,,,

??? Did they give it " Last Rights " ???

TedH · Post by **TedH** » Sun May 18, 2008 8:21 am

That's funny.

Post by **Ysabel Kid** » Sun May 18, 2008 10:44 pm

Oh, those nut-cases would still assign it some rights!

Jay Bird · Post by **Jay Bird** » Sun May 18, 2008 11:21 pm

Thanks, that was FUNNY.

Wes · Post by **Wes** » Mon May 19, 2008 12:55 pm

No thanks, have my own moose carcass. I just drug her to the bone pile with the dead cows and horses. It's warmed up enough here this week that the old girl is really getting smelly.