An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is
only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
#1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
#2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
#3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
#4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
#5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler,...
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...,
...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
OT - More Blond Humor
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OT - More Blond Humor
"If a man does away with his traditional way of living and throws away his good customs, he had better first make certain that he has something of value to replace them." - Basuto proverb.
Re: OT - More Blond Humor
Thanks for chuckle
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Life is a storm, my young friend. You will bask in the sunlight one moment, be shattered on the rocks the next. What makes you a man is what you do when that storm comes.
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I can appreciate a good blonde joke and that was funny. Didn't even have to read it more than once!!!
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Re: OT - More Blond Humor
Laughed out loud!
(Apologies to huntress and other esteemed posters)
(Apologies to huntress and other esteemed posters)
Re: OT - More Blond Humor
Living in a household full of blonds (4 kids, one wife) and being redheaded, I just love blond jokes! I sort of collect them.