OT - More Blond Humor

[GoatGuy]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice,
the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is
only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

#1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

#2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

#3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

#4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

#5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler,...

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...,

...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

[MrV]

Thanks for chuckle

[RustyJr]

[huntress]

I can appreciate a good blonde joke and that was funny. Didn't even have to read it more than once!!!

Sandy

[Ysabel Kid]

[JohndeFresno]

Laughed out loud!
(Apologies to huntress and other esteemed posters)

[nemhed]

Living in a household full of blonds (4 kids, one wife) and being redheaded, I just love blond jokes! I sort of collect them.