Humor: Friday Night Grillin'...............
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Humor: Friday Night Grillin'...............
Got this from a friend at the shooting range...
Old No7
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a delicious venison steak.
But all of Bubba's immediate neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass... As the priest sprinkled Holy Water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic".
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived -- and once again the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and well prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement...
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
"You wuz born a deer...
...you wuz raised a deer...
......but now you iz a catfish!"
Old No7
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a delicious venison steak.
But all of Bubba's immediate neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass... As the priest sprinkled Holy Water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic".
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived -- and once again the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and well prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement...
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
"You wuz born a deer...
...you wuz raised a deer...
......but now you iz a catfish!"
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Re: Humor: Friday Night Grillin'...............
I seldom find jokes premised on religous difference to be humorous.
This is no exception.
This is no exception.
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Re: Humor: Friday Night Grillin'...............
I guess I'm just mean-spirited, because I nearly always find them humorous, even if they are making 'fun' of my own beliefs. Same with 'ethnic' jokes. They poke fun at stereotypes, which some argue 'reinforces' them, but I think usually just exposes them as silly.mouthpiece wrote:I seldom find jokes premised on religous difference to be humorous.
Gosh - I start smiling as soon as the jokester says "A black Rabbi, a one-legged Nun, and a blind Baptist preacher walk into a bar, and..."
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Now that's funny right there
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Re: Humor: Friday Night Grillin'...............
Sacred cows make the best burgers...AJMD429 wrote:I guess I'm just mean-spirited, because I nearly always find them humorous, even if they are making 'fun' of my own beliefs.mouthpiece wrote:I seldom find jokes premised on religous difference to be humorous.
I bet he won't like this one either:AJMD429 wrote:Gosh - I start smiling as soon as the jokester says "A black Rabbi, a one-legged Nun, and a blind Baptist preacher walk into a bar, and..."
A Priest, Rabbi and an Imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this? Some kind of joke?"
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Good clean fun. Being a Texan, I am a little offended at Bubba sounding Redneck. (Not really)
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FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Humor: Friday Night Grillin'...............
mouthpiece wrote:I seldom find jokes premised on religous difference to be humorous.
This is no exception.
I am also a Catholic; Mouthpiece, you ought to lighten up. If you can't find humor in yourself and the world around you...