Getting A Haircut
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Getting A Haircut
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked the barber: "How long before I can get a haircut ?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers, and said to the fella: "About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later, the same fella stuck his head in the door and again asked the barber: "How long before I can get a haircut ?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said: "About 3 hours."
The guy left again.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked the barber yet again: "How long before I can get a haircut ?"
The barber looked around the shop and said: "About an hour and a half."
The guy left yet again.
The barber turned to his friend and said: "Hey Bob, I'm curious - can you do me a favor, and follow that fella to see where he goes - He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never actually comes back for one."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked Bob: "So, where does he go when he leaves here ?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said............................
"Your house"
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked the barber: "How long before I can get a haircut ?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers, and said to the fella: "About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later, the same fella stuck his head in the door and again asked the barber: "How long before I can get a haircut ?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said: "About 3 hours."
The guy left again.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked the barber yet again: "How long before I can get a haircut ?"
The barber looked around the shop and said: "About an hour and a half."
The guy left yet again.
The barber turned to his friend and said: "Hey Bob, I'm curious - can you do me a favor, and follow that fella to see where he goes - He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never actually comes back for one."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked Bob: "So, where does he go when he leaves here ?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said............................
"Your house"
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Re: Getting A Haircut
Good one
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Re: Getting A Haircut
I guess he wanted...
"...a little off the bottom"!
Old No7
"...a little off the bottom"!
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Re: Getting A Haircut
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Re: Getting A Haircut
GASP!!!! And that's just from reading the title! I almost got one a few weeks ago... Woulda been the 1st in 3 years!!!
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Re: Getting A Haircut
Thats a good one
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Re: Getting A Haircut
Darn it - ruined another keyboard!Old No7 wrote:I guess he wanted...
"...a little off the bottom"!
Old No7
Re: Getting A Haircut
Didn't see that coming.
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Re: Getting A Haircut
Last edited by KiwiKev on Thu Dec 25, 2014 5:56 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Getting A Haircut
oh, that's cold