Getting A Haircut

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Pete44ru
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Getting A Haircut

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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked the barber: "How long before I can get a haircut ?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers, and said to the fella: "About 2 hours."

The guy left.

A few days later, the same fella stuck his head in the door and again asked the barber: "How long before I can get a haircut ?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said: "About 3 hours."

The guy left again.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked the barber yet again: "How long before I can get a haircut ?"

The barber looked around the shop and said: "About an hour and a half."

The guy left yet again.

The barber turned to his friend and said: "Hey Bob, I'm curious - can you do me a favor, and follow that fella to see where he goes - He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never actually comes back for one."

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked Bob: "So, where does he go when he leaves here ?"

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said............................






"Your house"


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octagon
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Re: Getting A Haircut

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:lol: :lol:
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Borregos
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Re: Getting A Haircut

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Good one :lol: :lol:
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Re: Getting A Haircut

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Oops
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Old No7
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Re: Getting A Haircut

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I guess he wanted...

"...a little off the bottom"! :wink:

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M. M. Wright
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Re: Getting A Haircut

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:lol: :oops:
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Re: Getting A Haircut

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GASP!!!! :lol: And that's just from reading the title! I almost got one a few weeks ago... Woulda been the 1st in 3 years!!!
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Re: Getting A Haircut

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Thats a good one :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Getting A Haircut

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Old No7 wrote:I guess he wanted...

"...a little off the bottom"! :wink:

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Re: Getting A Haircut

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Didn't see that coming.
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KiwiKev
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Re: Getting A Haircut

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http://farm9.static.flickr.com/8177/805 ... 005388.jpg

Maybe this is the wife on another day!
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Re: Getting A Haircut

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oh, that's cold
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